Bill is the same way, dude. Like our wedding dance? Totally 8th grade afterschool slowdance, dude. Srsly. But Matt? Can dance his little ass off. Back when I was skinny, I could, too. Dude, I wanna learn to do that shit!!
Oh, and YouTube has videos that will teach me. I <3 YouTube.
That would be teh awesome! Men that can dance are hot dude. I know that's not your goal with Matt (getting him laid), but dude, if you teach him how to dance, boy will have many women wanting him.
He already dances, dude. Someday, if I can figure out how to do it so he doesn't know, I'll film that shit for my blog. Tonight, in Best Buy, he was busting out to Billie Jean...like the old school MJ moves, and people were like, "Whoa. He's rad." Yeah, I know. Hee.
You knwo I'm all over taking a dance class with you or having you teach me or whatever. It would be so awesome.
And Matt was always dancing, too. He feels the beat, yo. Lenna, OTOH, oh my. The girl has rhythm issues. LOL. I'm hoping Tricia will turn out to be a dancer since she loves to "wiggle" already.
Right? Oh, dude. He couldn't sing, either. Like you could put a tune in a paper bag, put the bag in a basket, then put the basket into some Samsonite, and Travis STILL would not be able to carry that tune. Lenna seems to have inherited this unfortunate tendency, too.
That was the funniest burn I've ever read! Ahahahah!! Poor Travis dude. The guy didn't have a chance. LOL
Lenna...we can teach her. She's rad in her own way and with a few voice lessons, I'm sure she could rock out. That's even if she wanted to go that way.
I can carry a tune...or at least you can figure out what song I'm trying to sing.
Jim=tone deaf. Nice singing voice, but you can't tell what song he's singing unless you know the lyrics really well.
That's pretty much how it was for me when I met Bill. OH! DUDE! ADD!
When Bill and I first started dating, we were working at this company in KS. He was a consultant working with a bunch of other consultants, and I was a clerk who had to be trained to do the crap the consultants were installing.
Anyway, when the other consultants found out Bill and I were hooking up, they were all, "Wait. He likes GIRLS?" Baaaaaaaaaa hahahahahaha. Funnier still? Right before we got married, Bill took Matt to a Hooters where Bill and Larry used to go all the time. One of the waitresses was all, "Who's this handsome little guy?" Bill tells her it's his fiancee's kid, and she's all, "You're marrying a girl?" :DEAD from teh laughter:
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That and I'm WAY to shy to let people see me.
If my mom's hip wasn't so fucked up we could dance like this. We used to. It was fun.
Oh, and YouTube has videos that will teach me. I <3 YouTube.
My parents said I could dance before I could walk. My dad would hold me and I'd *jump* and wiggle to the beat while I was in his arms.
Thank god Lorna has my rhythm!
You knwo I'm all over taking a dance class with you or having you teach me or whatever. It would be so awesome.
And Matt was always dancing, too. He feels the beat, yo. Lenna, OTOH, oh my. The girl has rhythm issues. LOL. I'm hoping Tricia will turn out to be a dancer since she loves to "wiggle" already.
Hopefully Tricia will take after you and not her 8th grade dancing dad. LOL
Lenna...we can teach her. She's rad in her own way and with a few voice lessons, I'm sure she could rock out. That's even if she wanted to go that way.
I can carry a tune...or at least you can figure out what song I'm trying to sing.
Jim=tone deaf. Nice singing voice, but you can't tell what song he's singing unless you know the lyrics really well.
I told Bill once that my next ex-husband is going to have to audition for a chance at even dating me. Baaaa hahahahahaha.
1. Can sing
2. Can dance
3. Doesn't snore
FUUUUUCK!! But if he could sing and dance and was all the things he still is, I probably would have written him off as gay and never dated. LOL!!
When Bill and I first started dating, we were working at this company in KS. He was a consultant working with a bunch of other consultants, and I was a clerk who had to be trained to do the crap the consultants were installing.
Anyway, when the other consultants found out Bill and I were hooking up, they were all, "Wait. He likes GIRLS?" Baaaaaaaaaa hahahahahaha. Funnier still? Right before we got married, Bill took Matt to a Hooters where Bill and Larry used to go all the time. One of the waitresses was all, "Who's this handsome little guy?" Bill tells her it's his fiancee's kid, and she's all, "You're marrying a girl?" :DEAD from teh laughter:
Poor Bill dude.